all i want for x-mas is . . . .

. . . . a retail DNA test. ever wondered what makes you, YOU? me neither. but after seeing this, i did! for the bargain price of just $4oo, you can GATTACA yourself up! woo hoo!
. . . nano solar panels. these are not your dad's bulky-ass solar panels. these are light weight, flexible, durable, and affordable! save the planet in style!


. . . . . the Aptera electric car. Accelerates quickly, has the longest battery life so far, and looks like a space ship! screw gas!


you know, just in case you were stuck on what to get me . . . .