12.27.2008

Merry Fucking Christmas

with what could be one of the worst christmases of my life, i happily bid adieu to 2008. its been a hectic month and with the cash outflow being much bigger than the in-flow, i was a bit on edge anyway. hosted a big ass chrissy dinner on monday for about 12 peeps and was cooking all day the day before and prepping baked goodies a couple days in advance. the gay husband did NOT make good on his threat to help out (i was more than a little peeved with him) as he was too busy with his new boyfriend ( how do i compete with that?).

anyway, the party went well; heaps of food. yes, took photos but unable to post them due to the lack of photoshop. the menu was:
pumpkin soup
a for real roasted turkey (i actually had to order a 12 lb. butterball from "the meat guy" which was delivered frozen the day before for me to thaw out so i could cook)
mashed potatoes
green chicken enchiladas
greek salad
veggie plate
cheese plate
sushi rice (thanks mom!)

everyone got a little take home dessert bag filled with:
a mini irish cheesecake
stained class cookies
a peppermint brownie
a couple of cranberry raisin oatmeal almond crunch cookies
a candy cane
gummy bears
toffee

plus i made heaps extra so there were desserts everywhere for people to pick at. also various chocolates on several plates around the room.

it was a nice dinner but i was thoroughly exhausted. the month was wrapping up and classes were slowly coming to an end, i had finally made rent money, i was in the 8th inning when disaster struck: i got the stomach flu.

it just hit me BAM! like a ton of bricks in the middle of my dear students' nice little dinner party on christmas eve. i turned green and had to go sit in the freezing cold bathroom to catch my breath . . . twice. after the second time, i had to leave since i could barely move and i didn't want to yak all over my student's house. my exit also ended the party, which i felt terrible about. i came home and keeled over. i promptly chucked up (it would be the first of 5 bouts of barf that night). i crawled into bed and thought i was going to die. at that point, i had made up my mind to cancel my next day's lessons but as it turns out, i got up too late and had to teach. the pale face, sunken eyes, disheveled hair, and horrible outfit stunned and repulsed my morning student. i managed to keep my composure and get through the lesson. i crawled back in bed until my next lesson that evening.

although i was still feeling shitty, by the end of my second lesson, i had somehow come around and was hungry. my dear friend E came over to help me celebrate christmas by joining me for leftovers from the party and a slice of ice cream christmas cake and nutty Japanese televsion. this was not the christmas we had envisioned.

feeling much better now, though still not 100%. am looking forward to putting the last part of this year behind me . . .

as for christmas schwag, i got heaps of candy, some very cute clothes from Anthropologie, a scarf, some gloves, a few pairs of socks, a lot of hand cream (to keep from getting what the H calls "man hands". hmmm, i wonder if people are trying to tell me something), some soaps, a wine holder, and a few other goodies. thanks to everyone; i know i'm impossible to shop for cuz i don't need or want anything (well, nothing realistic anyway).

and on to 2009!

12.23.2008

all i want for x-mas is . . . .

. . . . a retail DNA test. ever wondered what makes you, YOU? me neither. but after seeing this, i did! for the bargain price of just $4oo, you can GATTACA yourself up! woo hoo!
. . . nano solar panels. these are not your dad's bulky-ass solar panels. these are light weight, flexible, durable, and affordable! save the planet in style!


. . . . . the Aptera electric car. Accelerates quickly, has the longest battery life so far, and looks like a space ship! screw gas!


you know, just in case you were stuck on what to get me . . . .

12.19.2008

Without the benefit of photoshop to reduce and edit my photos, i am finding that my blog is starting to look a lot like Hiroshi's . . . .

Obama may be Time's Man of the Year but this dude, Muntadhar al-Zeidi, gets my vote. He is doing what many of us WANT to do but don't have the aim to do. good for you dude!


for those of you interested in improving your aim, you can play the throw-your-shoes-at-Bush game! get a high score and see your name in the ranks!

halloween came a little later this year . . .


this could be the creepiest picture of michael jackson yet!

and finally, to get you in that holiday spirit, see the Black Dynamite trailer! He's super cool and he knows kung-fu!

ah, the joys the holidays bring . . .

12.10.2008

Things that Suck and Things that Rock

Sucks: your hard drive dies. all your data is lost. all your programs are gone. you can't work. you can't blog. you can't do ANYTHING cuz you suddenly realize that your whole life revolves around your damn computer. even people who barely touch a computer say to you, "didn't you back your stuff up?"

Rocks: computer gets a new HD free under the apple care warranty. you sister uses her shady computer contacts to try to extract your data. hope returns.

Sucks: grandma is really sick again.

Rocks: grandpa isn't bringing home much trash since his back went out. at least no more human heads.

Sucks: flagrantly open racism/sexism/discrimination. (When did this become OK again? and why is it everywhere?) hunting for bushmeat. anything to do with the Hills or anyone on or associated with that show (it's not even ON in japan! let it go dudes). paris hilton. john mayer.

Rocks: youtube. love it, love it, love it! faves so far:
the Bouncy Balls from Sony (NOT CGI! its amazing)
the Paint Bombs from Sony (also NOT CGI)
Indian Thriller
Papa Lazarou from League of Gentlemen


Remember kids, be quiet in the library!