friend's babies

my friend's newborn twins look more like babies and less like aliens. i've been seeing them every week and they're kinda growing on me . . .



that's Aya-Sofia on the left and Sacha Jude on the right.

BLAM!! suckas!

Went to get in touch with my inner militia man at BLAM!! in tokorozawa.

the boys check out the air rifle selection in the shop:

they had other total middle-america-white-trash-ain't-got-no-job-so-i-shoot-cans-off-my-neighbor's-fence paraphrenelia:

this is for uncle todd:

looking militant! Eric, Graham, and Ryan grab a weapon.

getting our head gear on:

noriko, the only other non-penis-owning-member:

her hubby mike, channeling hamas:

the battleground:

the standby cage:

excitement on the observation deck:

black team (Mike, Ken, the Ninja, and Chris):

white trash team (Matt, Vince, Graham, and Eric):

the leftovers (ryan, noriko, D, vedjeko, and yours truly):

group shot!

i have welts all over, especially on my hands, arms and head from where i got tagged. those little pellets HURT!!!! chris tagged me in the ass TWICE! even though we were on the same team for a few rounds. it was a bit scary in the begining but as the day wore on, we got better and were having more fun. and i have noticed at 30 that the scars are NOT healing as quickly as they used to. but made some new friends and had a great time. may have to buy my own gun as my birthday present to myself this year . . .

mmmmm . . . . burgers

i love a great burger and my city has quite a few gourmet burger joints.  two of them have opened up near my place and there are apparently heaps of little places all over the city.  i've been loving oatman's for a while now but this place, called East Village, kicks ass as well:

always with my partner in crime:

Delish!

Strange Tokyo

Strange Alarm Clocks

the phallic looking space shuttle appropriately right next to the stripper on the pole alarm clock:

the alarm clock that rolls away from you:

but for an explosive morning:

Strange Places

how convenient!  there's a sexual harassment pub near me!

but i can also choose the sexy nurse club next door:

Strange Food

Fried Chicken Beer:

ramen for men who wear leather jackets:

yogurt flavored pepsi:

parents MAKE these lunch boxes (bentos) for their kids to take to school every morning:

yum?

Obama fever hits my city.  You can look like him:

Say it like him (this was in HK to be fair):

cuz we all love the black man and his blinged out undies:

More Strange Outfits.

now you too, can become a total boob:

see?  nuns are not the haters of parties:

making cherry blossom viewing even MORE spectacular:

some new hats:

a naked man suit:

and the "cutie" series:

Welcome back Kane! (AKA the Yamanote Drink-a-thon)

good buddy from Oz, Kane, brought his ass back to japan with his little bro and a few of his friends.  didn't get to see much of him, but joined him and about 20 of his friends for the yamanote line drink-a-thon.  for those of you who are unaccustomed to my city, the yamanote line is a train line that does a big loop around the city.  idiot foreigners like to try to walk the entire loop and have a drink at each station (there are 31 stations).  i joined them at shinjuku where the party was already well under way:

i made it to harajuku but punked out and went home.  it was fun guys!